From the yearly archives:

2007

Hark! The Internet Angels Sing!

by japhy grant on December 21, 2007

I’m off to Boston in (looks at clock) 38 minutes for cold and snow and my Mom’s cookies and concerns about my life. I’m loading my iPod up with carols. Here are some of my favorite free Christmas treats on the internet.

  • Sufjan’s Christmas Exchange. The winner is called “Everyday is Christmas”, but the folks at Asthmatic Kitty have decided to stream a bunch, ranging from songs about toy shopping to something called “A New Empire is Underway, Even the Kids Will Agree!”
  • I Heart Christmas. I Heart Lung’s free Xmas Ep features the instant classic “Santa Claus vs. Dracula”.
  • A Familyre Christmas. The Danielson Familie and company bring you a very merry freak-folk holiday.

Happy Holidays!

-Japhy

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2007 Trends: A Ten Letter Word for Facebook

by japhy grant on December 20, 2007

Yeah, I know you thought I abandoned this, but you were wrong. To close out the year (and to give you folks something to read while I finish up scripts), tMR is listing the “Top 20 Trends of 2007″. But I need your help putting them in order. This’ll be done with a cool poll you can vote on. And there will be prizes. I’m serious. If you have a suggestion for a trend, email me.


2007: A Ten Letter Word for Facebook

Sure, Facebook’s awesome — it’s 99.9% less ugly than MySpace, you’re not bombarded by girls in bikinis offering you Macy’s discount cards and it’s not, as of yet, owned by Rupert Murdoch. But as cool as that newsfeed is and as much as we love being bitten by vampires, zombies and werewolves, the killer app for Facebook is Scrabulous.

Scrabulous is , as you may have guessed– a game that resembles the Parker Bros. game Scrabble to a degree that Parker Bros. could sue if it wasn’t for the excellent P.R. the online game gives to the real thing. Created by Rajat and Jayant Agarwalla, two Indian graduate students; Scrabulous has been around for two years at its own site. But it’s the Facebook incarnation of the game that’s become fantastically addictive, gaining the attention of both The Wall Street Journal and the New York Times. The brothers run both incarnations as a hobby.

Why? Playing Scrabulous on Facebook is a lot like playing Scrabble in real life– it takes some degree of concentration, you can chat with the other players and you can make a move in under five minutes, usually. It’s the perfect work time distraction: you get your mind off the task at hand, get to socialize, but it’s not very committing. Chatting online and browsing the web are popular Internet work distractions, but can easily become time sinks; while you could still waste your time at Scrabulous, the turn-based nature of the game makes it more difficult to do so. At the very least, it’s more fun than listening by the water cooler to your co-worker talk about his bender last night; more efficient, too. You can tell your boss I said so.

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2007 Trends: The Frug

by japhy grant on December 17, 2007

Yeah, I know you thought I abandoned this, but you were wrong. To close out the year (and to give you folks something to read while I finish up scripts), tMR is listing the “Top 20 Trends of 2007″. But I need your help putting them in order. This’ll be done with a cool poll you can vote on. And there will be prizes. I’m serious. If you have a suggestion for a trend, email me.

2007: The Frug

The frug is only gaining in popularity and 2007 was its break-out year, thanks to YouTube and Beyonce Knowles. For those not in the know, the frug (pronounced “froog”) is a dance from the ’60s which is basically “The Twist” for lazy people. You hold your arms out and sway your hips from side to side and look disaffected. But thanks to Beyonce’s uh- “appropriation” of Bob Fosse’s choreography for “The Rich Man’s Frug” for her “Get Me Bodied” video (a mash-up of the two here), the dance has made a comeback.

Purists argue that underage booty shaking with babies crying in the background and Sims dancing to Beyonce do not a frug make. I say live a little, but if you’re in that category, you’ll want to direct your attention to YouTube videos set to the 1998 Rilo Kiley song “The Frug”, as the renditions tend to be more faithful. Well, for white people trying to dance, that is. If that still isn’t frugalicious enough for you, you can always watch cute little kids doing the original Fosse. A few years ago, this little dance wouldn’t have a chance. But with its lethal combination of ironic hipster nostalgia, multiple pop cultural allusions, and viral internet appeal, the frug may just well be the macarena of the Aughties.

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Why I'm Voting for Barack Obama

by japhy grant on December 16, 2007

Here’s a speech I’ve been giving for the last few weeks. I’ve been told by well-meaning friends that they’re “disheartened” by my support for Barrack, that “it’s Hillary’s time” and everyone reminds me that there would be a fitting justice to having a Clinton bookend each side of Dubya’s administration.

So here’s why I’m voting for Barrack and why I’m asking you to vote for Obama as well. The history of this country is plagued by false divisions: black people vs. white people, the religious vs. those who do not speak of faith, the red state vs. the blue. These differences exist, but they are not what divides us. What divides this country is money.

My parents started off as a cop and respiratory therapist. They worked opposite shifts so that someone would always be home to take care of me when I was young. They both attended college, paying their way while raising two kids.

My Mom told me a story about how one of the parent’s in my Cub Scout den approached my mother and told her that nobody would blame her if she decided to step down as the adult leader of the group. “Why would I do that?”, my Mom asked. The mother replied, “Well, because all the other boys are black.” Confused as to what that had to do with anything, my Mom asked for an explanation. “Well, where I come from, doing something like this would tarnish your reputation. Only poor white people hang out with black people.”

A few years back, I tried making a documentary about religious roadside attractions across America. There’s a guy in western Maryland building Noah’s ark to Biblical scale and there’s a giant aluminum cross along I-40 in the Panhandle of Texas and many other places– and I went to most of them.

My crew and I traveled to these places and asked the people who ran them and created them about what motivates their beliefs and what they thought of the “godless coasts”. I had gone into the trip expecting to show the weird underbelly of religious America; what I found was a lot of poverty and the desire to turn to something hopeful, when everything around them seemed bleak.

As a travel journalist, I get to go around the country. Last year, I spent a week in Denver, CO, before the midterm elections. Everyone had written off Colorado as a red state: the home of Coors, Ted Haggard and Raytheon. I met with Denver’s mayor, John Hickenlooper and he spoke about his “Greenprint Denver” plan, which zones the city according to sustainability and who created a 10 year plan to eliminate homelessness in the city.

Later, I hung out with a friend of mine and his boyfriend and we went for a drive up to Boulder. Along the way, they shared with me what life in Denver was like– watching lesbian roller hockey on the weekends, occasionally fending off requests to attend services at the mega-church my friend’s boyfriend works at, and of course– skiing.

America is not an either/or proposition. We are not a nation divided by race. We are not a nation divided by religion, nor are we a nation that can be divided into two colors on the map. It is our plurality that makes us strong. It’s our plurality that gives us identity. We are both the conservative Mormon businessman in Salt Lake and the Good ole’ boy who became an actor. We are the tough-talking mayor who dresses in drag now and then and the savvy strategist who stays with her husband even after he shamed her beyond forgiveness.

You can’t blame these candidates for trying to sell you on their America, but what they (and Washington) has failed to see is that when selling your vision of America requires excluding everyone else’s, you reduce statesmanship to being leader of the neighborhood tree house club.

Hillary Clinton would have you believe that she alone can fight the Republican attack machine. For those who believe that America is one way or another, this is reassuring news. To those of us who believe that America is not so easily reduced, Clinton’s bunker mentality sounds just like Bush’s; with the same tacit promise that they will be President to those who vote for her– and the rest of us are just along for the ride.

There is no better way to perpetuate the current status quo of “us vs. them” than to put an already combative, insular Hillary Clinton in the White House. It will galvanize the Right and we will spend the next four years fighting the battles of the last 16.

I am excited to vote for Barack Obama because his politics are the future of this country. We’re not a nation divided; we’re a nation of many ideas.

I am voting for Obama because the problems this nation faces are growing exponentially. The threats we argue about today will shortly seem like child’s play to the threats we are to face. For the first time since the end of World War II, America’s role as a global leader is in doubt. By all estimates, our economy is in worse shape than we realize. The threat of global climate change is no longer an abstract; it is a pressing reality. The present gap between rich and poor dwarfs even the worst excesses of the robber-baron’s of yesteryear. Our nations’ infrastructure, be it roads or power lines, has never been in worse repair, nor in such high demand. We remain dangerously in the thrall of foreign oil.

These problems can not be solved by Republicans, nor can they be solved by Democrats. It will take an undivided America to succeed in such perilous times. Lincoln’s words ring as true today as they did in his time: “The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves and then we will save our country.”

I am voting for Barrack Obama because he articulates in voice and action the America I believe in. It’s an America where intellect and faith are put to work for all Americans. It is an America that does not live in fear of the threats it faces, but serves as a beacon of hope to the world that together we can surmount any obstacle.

It’s an America where our differences are not what divides us, but are the very essence of what makes us great.

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If Only This Was How They Sold Us On Iraq…

December 12, 2007

Three of my favorite things at once: Christmas, puppies, and George W. Bush embarrassing himself.

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The New York Times' Hillary Bias

December 10, 2007

Sure, it’s primary season and sure, she’s not my candidate (I hope to do a post later this week on why I think Barack Obama is the person best equipped to return America to greatness), but on a weekend when Obama and Oprah stage the largest political primary rally in modern American politics, the New [...]

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A Golden Compass That Loses Its Way

December 8, 2007

Anyone who’s seen Henrik Ibsen’s A Doll’s House knows that the whole play turns on Nora’s decision to leave at the end of the play. It was called “the door slam heard round the world” by contemporary audiences. Yet, to appease sensibilities, Victorian productions often had Nora walking back through the door minutes later to [...]

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2007 Trends: Mean Girls

December 6, 2007

To close out the year (and to give you folks something to read while I finish up scripts), tMR is listing the “Top 20 Trends of 2007″. But I need your help putting them in order. Starting Friday, you’ll be able to vote for the trend you think is the most important. Somehow, there’ll be [...]

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2007 Trends: Macho Macho Modernism

December 6, 2007

To close out the year (and to give you folks something to read while I finish up scripts), tMR is listing the “Top 20 Trends of 2007″. But I need your help putting them in order. Starting Friday, you’ll be able to vote for the trend you think is the most important. Somehow, there’ll be [...]

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2007 Trends: Republicans Go Down

December 4, 2007

To close out the year (and to give you folks something to read while I finish up scripts), tMR is listing the “Top 20 Trends of 2007″. But I need your help putting them in order. Starting Friday, you’ll be able to vote for the trend you think is the most important. Somehow, there’ll be [...]

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